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The Staring Woman

I didn’t write this meme, I found the image at one of my Facebook Horror groups (WeirdCreepyShit). Additionally, I found what appears to be the original version at CreepyPasta.Wiki. As far as I can tell, it’s an Urban Legend.

Few gave much love to the CreepyPasta.Wiki version.

When I added a “final” paragraph at Facebook WeirdCreepyShit and my own Facebook page, that got lots of love, so I’m posting the image and my paragraph after.StaringWoman

The girl looked in horror at the now empty subway tube, then turned back to the doctor in shock.
“Oh my God!” she whispered. “How could you tell without checking her pulse?”
The man withdrew a long and shining blade from out of his raincoat.
“It’s my specialty.”

END

A Google image search shows Subway image appears to originate as a free image offered on hdwall.us.

Can anyone help me find the name of the artist?


wb2016Best thing to read on a train? My book,
WILLOW BLUE.
It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed Supernatural and Drama Thriller short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Long ride? Buy

PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection.
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

Daily commute?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


The Second Shortest Horror Story

THE SECOND SHORTEST HORROR STORY: A Mashup

KNOCK (The Shortest Story) –

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.

There was a knock on the door.
― Frederic Brown

It was the last woman on Earth.

The last man and woman on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

It was the last boy and girl on Earth.

The last man, woman, boy, and girl on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

The kids taught the monkey to knock.
– E.C. McMullen Jr.


wb2016Don’t be the last person to buy my book,
WILLOW BLUE.
It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed Supernatural and Drama Thriller short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Want more? Buy

PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection.
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

Crave still more?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR…

There’s A Special Place In Hell For This Lady

See, I watch this video and I just don’t know.

That’s because I’m watching from a third perspective. Reality from a third perspective can be entirely different from a first person perspective.

For example,

A while back (1990s), my wife and I were at a minor league baseball game where, between innings, they were shooting shirts at us (I actually didn’t give a shit about the shirt, planned to give it to a friend who couldn’t make it). We were all having a good time, good spirits, great night out with friends, and I was in the excitement of the moment. One of the girls with a shirt shooter told us all to get ready for more shirts, so I stood up with the rest of the crowd, ready to grab one of those suckers the moment it shot my way.

Then it happened! One of the shirts flew right at me!

A bunch of hands shot up!

I stepped forward and out of all those hands, mine grabbed the shirt with the strongest grip!

That stupid, meaningless shirt.

I turned holding up the “prize” and my friends all had happy expressions of triumph!

Yes! I win!

… all of my friends except for my wife.

“You stepped right in front of that lady!” She said in my ear.
Me: “I What? What lady?”
Luz (pointing): “Her, right there. You body-checked her!”
Me (totally surprised): “I DID?!?”

There was a woman two rows down. Her back was to me, but she had her child with her, a boy, who looked back at me with a “You’re an asshole!” expression written on his face.

Holy crap!

I was so focused on that stupid f*cking shirt that I didn’t see her or anyone else but the cloud of hands all around mine. My victorious hand.

So I went back down to where she was, shirt in hand, and when I got her attention, I punched her right in the face shouting,
“BITCH, DON’T YOU EVER F*CKING TOUCH MY SHIRT!”

Ba-Dump-CHING! 😀

(Thank yew, thank yew, I’ll be here all week! And be sure to catch me next week at the Blue Canyon, Nyack Airport Lounge!)