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The Staring Woman

I didn’t write this meme, I found the image at one of my Facebook Horror groups (WeirdCreepyShit). Additionally, I found what appears to be the original version at CreepyPasta.Wiki. As far as I can tell, it’s an Urban Legend.

Few gave much love to the CreepyPasta.Wiki version.

When I added a “final” paragraph at Facebook WeirdCreepyShit and my own Facebook page, that got lots of love, so I’m posting the image and my paragraph after.StaringWoman

The girl looked in horror at the now empty subway tube, then turned back to the doctor in shock.
“Oh my God!” she whispered. “How could you tell without checking her pulse?”
The man withdrew a long and shining blade from out of his raincoat.
“It’s my specialty.”

END

A Google image search shows Subway image appears to originate as a free image offered on hdwall.us.

Can anyone help me find the name of the artist?


wb2016Best thing to read on a train? My book,
WILLOW BLUE.
It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed Supernatural and Drama Thriller short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Long ride? Buy

PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection.
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

Daily commute?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


The Second Shortest Horror Story

THE SECOND SHORTEST HORROR STORY: A Mashup

KNOCK (The Shortest Story) –

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.

There was a knock on the door.
― Frederic Brown

It was the last woman on Earth.

The last man and woman on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

It was the last boy and girl on Earth.

The last man, woman, boy, and girl on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

The kids taught the monkey to knock.
– E.C. McMullen Jr.


wb2016Don’t be the last person to buy my book,
WILLOW BLUE.
It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed Supernatural and Drama Thriller short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Want more? Buy

PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection.
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

Crave still more?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


NO GHOST, BUTT…

ECHEADLINE LINK: Man sets up video camera to film ghosts in kitchen – and catches girlfriend having sex with teenage son

22 May 2013 09:56
The father was hoping to capture paranormal activity but was horrified to see footage of his 28-year-old lover kissing and cuddling his 16-year-old son
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No Ghost, Butt…

Girlfriend: “It’s not our fault, honey! Something about this house…!”
Son: “Yeah! The house!”
Girlfriend: “It’s like we weren’t ourselves or something!”
Son: “It was weird!”
Girlfriend: “I can’t explain it!”
Father: ” … (sigh) I can.”
Son: “Wha?”
Girlfriend: “You… can?”
Father: “This is all my fault.”
Girlfriend/Son: “Really?
Father: “It’s the GHOST! I KNEW about the ghost! And I left you alone in the house with it! It’s possessing YOU to get back at ME! I did this too you! I put you in harms way! OMG I’m SO sorry! Forgive me!
Girlfriend: “Uh… sure.”
Father: “*SOB*! Please Forgive Me!
Son: “Wait … Let me get this straight …”
Girlfriend: (stomps on son’s foot)
Son: “er… we have a ghost?”
Father: “I HAVE BETRAYED YOOOOOO!!!
Son: “Wow. Uh. Okay.”

Copyright 2013 by E.C. McMullen Jr.