If I want something for Christmas, I’ll get it myself
Wife: What are you doing? Don’t buy that!
Me: My kit is about depleted, sweet. I need new leather polish. Also my chin has more hairs than my shoe brush.
Wife: But it might be a Christmas present!
Me: That’s a month away.
Me: Sigh. Fine.
Wife: Where are you going?
Me: I need to restock the hexes in my tool box. They’re getting pretty round.
Wife: But you might be getting new tools for Christmas!
Me: Oh, Come On!