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ALONE AMONG THE MISORS

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Artwork: Imperia by Lucian Stanculescu

ALONE AMONG THE MISORS
Copyright 2014 by E.C. McMullen Jr.

Among the Misors, the (translated) Death Sphere, was not a true sphere at all, but a 6th Dimensional hole in 3D space. As such, it punctured our universe from all sides equally, our reality distorting just above a whisper, outside the circle of its unknown physics.

The Wandering Zoroas of the Misors traveled their world, holding aloft the Death Sphere above their multi-fingered heads. Alone among their own kind in this odd biological configuration, even the Zoroas could not tell you why they were genetically built this way. One was simply born a Zoroas with the fully formed tell-tale head-hand. When one came of age – and that age was not fixed – a Death Sphere would materialize, perched upon the hand that grew from the top of their head.

From that moment on, the Zoroas would surrender all their possessions to the Sodalites of Siblings, don their robes, take up their staff, and wander their world, seeking the one Misor among the many who uniquely belonged to this single sphere.

Their wanderings were not entirely random, as the Zoroas claimed that the Death Sphere in some way “Pulled” them to their target. That Misor could be in the same kingdom or on the other side of the world or – in this time of space faring – out somewhere among the colonies.

It was the nearly irresistible compulsion of the Pulling that all Zoroas followed.

Time and distance were immaterial.

It didn’t matter the journey. All communities of significant size had at least one Zoroaster where the Sodalites of Siblings could find shelter and food. And no Zoroas could die so long as they held the Death Sphere. In as much as the Death Sphere also held onto them.

It was called a Death Sphere because it was instant death to the single Misor who belonged to it. The hole recognized only its one specific Misor from among the billions, and would suddenly turn upon its “axis” point, drawing in both the intended as well as the Zoroas who held it aloft, then vanish from our space.

So the purpose of the Zoroas were two-fold, as they were suicidal assassins. In every manner of perception, it was absolutely their life’s calling.

Not all Misors died this way. But as a matter of culture, just as many were happy to die on their own, as were those who looked forward with eager trepidation, to the coming of their own Death Sphere. As it is with the randomness of life, no Misor was given the choice of dying – or not – by Death Sphere; just as no Misor was given the choice of being born into the unspoken covenant of the Zoroas.

Occasionally a Misor intended for shared death died prematurely. The Pulling would call the Zoroas to their remains, then pull no more. These Zoroas became Elders. There was a grim inevitability to living as a Zoroas, yet there was a worse sadness of culturally misplaced shame in becoming an Elder. A deeper respect, one without covetous desire, was given to an Elder, who would spend the rest of their life holding a Death Sphere that pulled for no one.

“Death is an experience best shared.”
– old Zoroas saying

So it was on a most particular night of a most particular day, in a colony many solar systems removed from Misorn, that a Tithing named Fanfa – a Misors caretaker of the Zoroas whose own skull fingers failed to fully form and so, never received a Death Sphere – opened the doors to a young Sibling dressed in the manner of Zoroas from the Homeworld.

The Tithing matched the gaze of the young Zoroas, but respectfully looked no further. As with all Sodalites of Siblings from Elders to Tithings, Fanfa averted her gaze so as not to look directly at his Death Sphere. It was there in the periphery above her direct field of vision, and the whispering distortion of our reality around its edge was easily heard.

“Welcome weary Sibling,” Fanfa said, bowing as she intoned the traditional greeting. “All you require is here.”

The Homeworld Sibling moved his staff toward her and back, in the typical Zoroas way of quiet gratitude, yet he stayed by the door.

New to the job of being a Zoroas Tithing, Fanfa wondered if there was some part of the minor ceremony she’d forgot.

“Forgive me if I have failed you,” Fanfa said bowing again, her stumpy head-hand’s webbed fingers opened wide. “I am only a recruit.”

The recruit’s awkward apology drew the attention of the other Zoroas seated in the room. Everyone stopped their drinking, eating, talking, to see what ailed their latest Sibling.

“I am Tatal and the fault is mine,” he said. “As I am also new and not fully accustomed to the ways of wandering.”

An Elder Zoroas named S’Orcea, who only came of age when her Death Sphere appeared late in life, had acquired experience and maturity long before she began her travels. She approached the two young people at the door to ease the discomfort of her Siblings.

“In this Zoroaster,” S’Orcea said. “like all Zoroasters, no Sodal Sibling is ever a stranger. You are welcome to eat and rest here until your Pulling calls you away.”

The abrupt chest heaving was apparent beneath Tatal’s voluminous robe. Startled, S’Orcea looked to the man’s eyes and was surprised to see the young Zoroas was grieving.

“Please forgive me, my Siblings,” Tatal said. “But the Pulling… the Pulling has drawn me here.”

To S’Orcea and Fanfa’s utter surprise, Tatal’s Death Sphere began noisily turning.

Suddenly afraid, for a Tithing is not a true Zoroas, Fanfa looked for help to S’Orcea, only to see that the elder Zoroas’s Death Sphere was also expanding, turning, the reality of our universe crackling across it.  The stricken S’Orcea needed no mirror to know, she could hear it.

What was the meaning of this? In all recorded history, no Zoroas had ever come for another.

Fighting her fear, Fanfa found herself backing away from the two Zoroas and looking to the other travelers for help. But there would be no help from any of them on this most particular night. All of them could see that every Sibling in the room held aloft a spinning, Death Sphere: growing and angrily tearing our universe apart.

END

Story ALONE AMONG THE MISORS Copyright 2014 by E.C. McMullen Jr.
The Art Inspires the Story
Artwork: IMPERIA  Artist: Lucian Stanculescu


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WHEN ZOMBIES ATTACH!

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Copyright 2000 by E.C. McMullen Jr.

It was right there in carbon black print.

ZOMBIES ATTACH TOWN is how the headline read and it went out across the nation and the world. Newspapers sold more that day than any since humans first walked on the moon. Some may have bought them because the headline was just so impossible, surely a future collector’s item. Others may have bought them to chuckle derisively over the misspelled headline, but it was no mistake.

I live in the town of Bunker, Arizona and fifteen days ago, Zombies attached my town.

There was no preamble to the rising. No apparent reason at all for the dead to Re-Animate. The zombies just came to life one night and like the old Romero movies, on through much of the day.

It may sound odd, but no one tried to shoot them. Everyone was just too stunned to do anything. Many of us thought we might be in on the butt of some secret reality television joke and that the zombies were actors in make-up. Time soon made us realize otherwise.

They never went after anyone, and if you were old, slow, and just helpless enough to accidentally get in their way, they would just walk around you.

Then they went about attaching themselves to various houses and buildings throughout Bunker.

Nobody knows why they attach themselves to some houses and not others. There seems to be no forethought, no plan to it. I live in an apartment complex, for example, and not one zombie has attached itself to it.

I think we are being singled out but I don’t know why.

In any case, its a source of embarrassment to be one of the very few places that cannot boast even ONE zombie.

Not that I like the zombies, they are a damn nuisance! All they do all damn day and all damn night is dangle attached to houses, stores and even street lamps; arguing about the after life.

You don’t even have to engage them in conversation, just walking past them will do.

“The afterlife,” they say. “Don’t get me started.”

Then they’ll ramble on about the subject until their rotten tongues fall out of their mouths.

I tell you, you’ve never been so happy to see a maggot infested rotten tongue fall out of somebody’s mouth until you’ve seen it happen to a zombie.

END

WHEN ZOMBIES ATTACH, copyright 2000, E.C. McMullen Jr.
Artwork: Zombies Attach. Artist, Feo Amante.


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FIRST MONSTER

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by E.C. McMullen Jr.
Copyright 2013

Deep into the night while everyone slept, Ankar sat on the foot of his bed.

His feet dangled over the floor and his hands firmly gripped his edge, ready to launch himself off … if need be.

Meanwhile, with his five year old head tilted slightly to the left, so his ear was pointed to the source, Ankar gave his closet door a wary look.

Something moved in there, waking him up. Now there was silence but Ankar was certain that, whatever it was, was biding its time. It waited for Ankar to let down his guard.

Ankar was pretty sure he knew what was in his closet. The same thing he saw with his Uncle Terry that night his parents were out on a date. Over fresh hot popcorn and cool lemonade, they watched an old movie with music and nothing else. No color, no talking, no noises, just the music. His Uncle Terry had insisted Ankar read the title cards out loud as they came up.

“Why can’t we hear them when they talk?”

“That’s how people talked to each other back then before sound,” his Uncle Terry said.

“But they have sound. Music is sound.”

“Just watch,” Uncle Terry said. “History is important.”

Ankar was certain the monster in the movie was the monster in his closet.

A noise!

Ankar leaned closer, his ear turned ever more toward the closet, but not so turned that he couldn’t see it from the corner of his eyes.

A rustling sound.

A monster was in there. No, THE monster was in there.

All the other times, when Ankar ran to his parent’s bedroom, pleading, pulling on his father to catch the monster, the creature escaped before they returned, making Ankar look dumb.

Ankar wouldn’t let the monster get away this time.

The hangars behind the door clattered against each other. Ankar was sure of it: something rustled amongst his clothes.

He launched himself off his bed.

He walked toward his door.

Ankar was brave. Ankar was scared. He was ready to run should that closet door open without him.

Having crossed the floor, Ankar stood before his closet door.

His bedroom door was open and the dim light from the hall gave him courage. He wasn’t entirely in the dark. Not like he was on his bed.

As quietly as he could, Ankar gripped the closet door handle and slowly, as noiselessly as possible, he turned it.

The door came forward from its frame a bit. It was now or never.

Ankar opened his closet door wide.

Blackness, nothing but dark in his closet.

He couldn’t even see his clothes. Ankar nearly sighed in frustration. Fooled again.

Then he thought, ‘Wait. There’s enough light here. Why can’t I see my clothes?’

His small body trembled without chill at the thought. Apprehensively, he raised his face to look up at the darkness.

A hideous white face at the top, nearly glowing, smiled down at him.

This face smiled without a trace of kindess: Malevolent not Benevolent.

This was the creature from the movie. His monster: Nosferatu.

Ankar wanted to run, but feared he’d be easily caught and, whatever the monster had in mind, it would be so much worse if he ran.

But he had to do something!

“My Pop says you’re not real.”

For but a momen, the creature’s consummately confident, predatory smile faltered and froze. Its wild hairy eyebrows drew in with concern. Then it regained its composure.

“But,” it grinned. “What does your Mother say?”

“She told me to ask my Pop.”

Ever so slightly, the Nosferatu’s features crumbled again. This was apparently – not good news. Once again it thought a happy thought – a private thought that was happy for it – and its evil smile returned.

“Yet here we are,” the thing grinned, so wide that its prominent, ratty teeth, came out. “So all that really matters is, what do you think?”

The question chilled Ankar into shivering. The creature’s two front teeth were long and sharp as needles. Neither his Mom or Pop were here to protect him from something that wasn’t real, and here was something that looked very real!

“I think-“

“Yesss?” The creature interrupted him, dragging out the word, the smile stretching.

Doubtfully Ankar continued, “- under the circumstances -“

“Ye-ess?” the creature interrupted again, drawing its white, hideously clawed hands out from where it had hid them in its sleeves. It fanned its long fingers out, the razor claws slicing the air into whispers. Each claw pointed toward Ankar’s face. The Nosferatu wanted to terrify the child into submission.

“I think I should do what my Pop says.” Ankar finished.

“Oh shi-!” The creature began and popped out of existence.

Surprised that it worked, Ankar stared dumbfounded at the clothes in his closet.

A shadow fell across him and he looked toward the hall.

His Pop, half asleep, came to a stop in front of his son’s open door. He held a glass of water. His hair was pillow pulled into bed head. A bristle of beard growth dirtied his face, and his eyes squinted at Ankar. Father sussed the situation as he looked at his son, standing wide-awake in the middle of the night in front of his open closet.

“Monster again?”

“Yeah sir.”

“Did you say what I told you?”

“Yeah sir.”

“Did it work?”

With wonder, for Ankar was effectively surprised that it did, he said, “Yeah…!”

Ankar’s Pop made a Click-Click sound with his cheek, pointed his index finger at his son with a thumb’s up, and said.

“Told ya.”

Ankar turned to stare at his amazing, pudgy hero, as Pop closed the door against the hall light. As the light squeezed to black, he heard his hero say,

“Now get to bed.”

END

FIRST MONSTER, copyright 2013, E.C. McMullen Jr.
Artwork: FIRST MONSTER. Artist, Feo Amante.
Music while writing,
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WRETCHED REBIRTH

WRETCHED REBIRTH
by E.C. McMullen Jr.
Copyright 2014

Room7 by MyNameIsSwann

Consciousness came abruptly for Alph but self-awareness took time.

Between the two was survival instinct. Alph had no idea where he was, who he was (besides his name), or any concept of past except for the rapidly ticking seconds becoming memory. All he knew at the conscious moment of life, was that he was quickly experiencing death.

He “woke up” laying half submerged in a pool of wet something he couldn’t describe.

His stomach was gripping itself in knots and he didn’t know if it was due to birth or death, but he didn’t like it. He formed, he was born, but something went – was going – all wrong.

Obeying the physical impetus to do so, he vomited violently.

His vomit swirled in the pool and the swirls formed almost immediately upon leaving his mouth.

The heavier vomit strung out into the liquid and coalesced into limbs and a second head. He was puking a second body into his first and the two were forming simultaneously.

Alph’s two heads looked at each other and it wasn’t good news. The presence of the pool somehow stuck them to each other and the wall of the dark room they found themselves in.

What little the Siamese Alphs knew, was that they had to escape this prison, and they couldn’t do that in their current form. Vomiting produced themselves, so they had to repurpose what they already were into a third, independent member.

They had to make sure they didn’t botch it and create a conjoined triplet.

Alphs would need to be smart about this.

They raised themselves as high as they could stand from the pool and floor. Together they began projectile vomiting a third Alph. One that could grow without attaching itself to them.

It wasn’t easy. As the third Alph formed the two Alphs kept raising themselves higher and higher, practically crawling up the wall they were anchored to, to avoid contact.

Vomiting cannibalized their bodies. They were eating themselves from the inside out. This was exhausting torment but it would be all right in the end. Something told the two Alphs that their current incarnation was a mistake. Once they were a single Alph, they would be in a better position to …

Their minds were gone, dregs of spittle drooling from mindless mouths into a new Alph already gaining consciousness.

The new, third Alph looked upon his dripping skeletal remains. He didn’t know why he originally thought this was the method of his creation. He only did and, with that knowledge, he knew what he had to do before his dead old remains spoiled.

Alph rapidly devoured his emptied twin corpse until there was nothing left.

At last he was whole: whole and still hungry.

Blinking in the dark, he spied a light at the far end of the tunnel. There was no way to go but forward, as staying in the stench of his own birth didn’t seem an option.

Bent over on all fours, for there was no room to stand erect, Alph’s long limbs pulled the distance toward and behind him.

‘Forward. I’m propelling myself forward,’ he thought.

Thoughts kept entering his mind without the structure of memory to support them.

‘I was created somehow.’

‘I was once a living … thing… no, man… once. I died, maybe?’

No likely; no definitely, I was killed.’

He wasn’t too clear on exactly how he was wronged, but something told him that his new birth was actually a rebirth.

‘Something or someone killed me. Something or someone brought me back.’

Self-Awareness came and with it, a primitive strategy. Alph wanted justice for what he had just experienced.

I don’t know if it was by a random Something or an intentional Someone, but…’

His neurons were quickly growing and connecting. Ganglia was rapidly assembling a scaffold of memory in his newly formed brain.

‘… but if it turns out that Some One put me through all of this disgusting birth agony,’

The mental scaffold grew in complexity.

‘…they had better have a good reason.’

The ganglia built upon the scaffolding, creating cross-support structure, and thinking became reasoning.

‘Yes, that someone may have their *own* reasons, but…’

‘…but they had damn well better appeal to MY sense of reason.’

The imprint on every thought, however, was justice. He wasn’t clear on why he wanted revenge or who had vengeance coming to them, but he was already thinking of how it would be meted out.

Alphonse moved down the tunnel, toward the light. A newborn with a thirst for justice, and murder on its mind.

END

Wretched Rebirth, copyright 2014, E.C. McMullen Jr.
Artwork: Room 7. Artist, Asya Yordanova, MyNameIsSwann.DaPortfolio, MyNameIsSwann.DeviantArt.


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FAITHFUL, BETRAYED, BELIEVER

Eschatos by Leoncio-Harmr

Eschatos by Leoncio-Harmr

FAITHFUL, BETRAYED, BELIEVER
by E.C. McMullen Jr.
Copyright 2014

“It doesn’t make sense,” my grandchild said.

She watched the devout make their way toward the last church.

“This,” I told her, “is the aftermath of Christianity.”

“But why would anyone go when they know there is no God?”

“They aren’t going for God,” I said, coughing on the word.

“During the war, when the Vatican was ransacked and its libraries were exposed, the entire world discovered the complete lineage of lies they had kept. The creation of God. The creation of Jesus, Satan, even the Prophet Mohammed. The exposure of the Catholic lies exposed all Christian, Jewish, and Islamic lies.

Which left the faithful adrift, the war crumbled in on itself, and people – “

“I know all of that Grandpa,” she interrupted irritably. “So why would anyone still go to church?”

“To understand the present you have to know its history,” I said, and cleared my throat. “Churches, Synagogues, and Temples by the millions were destroyed. Beautiful art and antiquities were lost forever in the aftermath of betrayed rage. The once Faithful became the Betrayed

There are no gods and likely never were.

So there was this one church, Souls of the Sea. The Betrayed came for it too: To plunder its treasures and obliterate it from the earth. Then in the sight of the gathered rapists, the great silver cross above the entrance lit up with an intense white fire. As now, the cross could be seen through night and storm from a hundred miles away. Then as now, it burned with an intensity that neither melted the metal or cracked the stone.

Just as now, clouds encircled the Souls of the Sea, the ocean embraced it, and engineers with their technology came to measure the dynamic energy so focused upon it.”

“What was it?” my granddaughter whispered.

“Lost Souls. The condensed energy of the faithful who died yet found no afterlife to escape to. The destruction of so many churches throughout the world made them flee to the ones that remained, until only this one was left. The combined life force of thousands and thousands of years of billions upon billions of souls with nowhere else to go, yet forever fueled by an omnipresent sun, all stream here to infuse the Souls of the Sea.”

She took that in for a moment as we walked toward the church and the pilgrims slowly, with measured step, moved around us.

I cleared my throat. “It’s become, in a sense, a lighthouse.”

“So all of these people go to church and don’t believe in god?”

“Yes,” I answered. “These people aren’t god’s Faithful, they have no use for faith or god. But they aren’t the Betrayed anymore, either. These are Believers. They believe the proof that our souls exist. They all come to here to visit and pay respect to their living dead.”

My beloved grandchild’s hand shrunk back in mine, as if ready to pull from me and flee.

She stuttered, panic edging into her voice. “Why have you brought me here, Grandpa?”

I spoke with gentle assurance.

“I heard your Mother call to me last night,” I said. “She yearns to see you, and it’s time you met her.”

Looking at the church with new knowledge, my grandchild was reluctant with fear, but the curiosity growing in her expression was profound.

I stopped to give her a moment. She swallowed, took a deep breath, and held herself bravely. Only my breathing rattled in the silence. She looked up at me.

“You won’t leave me?”

I coughed and cleared my throat. “I won’t leave you in the church,” I said. “But I won’t be leaving the church with you.”

Her features were at first confused, then stricken.

I nodded.

END

Story by E.C. McMullen Jr.

The Art Inspires the Story -

Artwork Eschatos by Leoncio-Harmr on deviantART

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VIKINGS vs WATER DRAGON

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Viking Seas by Santos Garijo

VIKINGS vs WATER DRAGON
Copyright 2014 by E.C. McMullen Jr.

Norse Captain: “Ha, HA! Foul sea creature! We have you know!”
Water Dragon: “YOU MEAN YOU HAVE ME, NOW ?”
Norse Captain: “Huh? … Oh! Yes! We have you now!”
Water Dragon: “YOU’RE 300 YARDS AWAY AND NO ONE IS ROWING. HOW, PRAY TELL, DO YOU HAVE ME NOW?”
Norse Chief: “The Great Wizard enchanted our swords and axes to pierce your flesh and claim your heart! Ha! HA!

( All the Norsemen ): “Ha! HAA!!!”

Water Dragon: “Tcha!  WHAT GREAT WIZARD?”
Norse Chief: “Gustafson!”
Water Dragon: “WHOA! THE GUSTAFSON?”
Norse Captain: “The Same!”
Water Dragon: “WOW THAT’S PRETTY IMPRES… NO WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT AM I THINKING? YOU POOR FOOLS, IN YOUR SIX SHIELD DINKY DINGHY, CAN’T EVEN BUY A WARSHIP. YOU CAN’T AFFORD THE GREAT WIZARD GUSTAFSON!”
Norse Chief: “We honored the price of our-“
Norse Captain: “Let me handle this.”
Norse Chief: “You’re the Captain.”
Norse Captain: “We vouchsafed his magics with the liberty of our village!”
Water Dragon: “YOU IDIOTS ENSLAVED YOUR VILLAGE TO A GREAT WIZARD? FOR MAGIC SWORDS?!?
Norse Captain: “Ah! But what Gustafson really wants are a Dragon’s teeth and heart!”
Water Dragon: “NOW I GET IT.”
Norse Captain: “So come at us, Dragon! And meet thy doom this day!”

( All the Norsemen ): “Ha! HAA!!!”

Water Dragon: “NO.”

( Moment of shocked silence. The dragon’s reaction was clearly never considered )

Norse Captain: “Whhu- Wha- What?”
Water Dragon: “AS IN: NAH, NOT INTERESTED.”
Norse Captain:
“I’ve challenged you! You can’t refuse a challenge!”
Water Dragon: “YOU’RE NOTHING BUT BEARDED MONKEYS FLOATING IN A WOODEN HAT.
Norse Chief: “Whoa! Hey now!”
Water Dragon: “THERE’S NO CHALLENGE.”
Norse Captain: “Buh – buh –  But you must! You ha- have to! The wizard! He’ll…! Whew! …er… Fight you COWARD!”
Water Dragon: “AND IF YOU WERE A THREAT, THAT MIGHT MEAN SOMETHING. LATERS.”

Water Dragon vanishes beneath the waves.

Norse Captain: “No wait!”
Norse Chief: “Come back!”

The Norse captain stares at the air where the dragon was. He looks at the water where the dragon vanished. His magic sword drops to the deck of the dinghy as he sits down hard.

The little boat rocks alone on the waves of the sea. The Norse captain stares out at nothing.

Clouds pass overhead. Finally,

Norse Warrior 1: “It’s not coming back.”
Norse Warrior 2: “We are Fucked!”
Norse Chief: “Uh… belay that.”
Norse Warrior 2: “We are *SO* fucked!”
Norse Chief: “I said-!”
Norse Warrior 1: “We have nothing left to BARTER!”
Norse Warrior 2: “The wizard will ENSLAVE us!”
Norse Warrior 1: “With the rest of our Village as soon as we RETURN!”
Norse Chief: “Well. Ah…mm…  yeah. …Yep. Any ideas, Captain?”
Norse Captain ( looks blankly out over the rolling, empty sea ): ” . . . “
Norse Chief: “Captain?”
Norse Captain: “Anyone speak French?”

END

Story by E.C. McMullen Jr.

Artwork, Viking Seas, by Santos Garijo.


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